On 27 February AD 2011
Fancy actress montage was beginning.
Bening: What happen?
Swinton: Somebody set us up the empty podium.
Kidman: We get shafted.
Hathaway: Main screen turn on.
Bening: It's you!!
Swank: How are you nominees??
Swank: All your Oscar are belong to us.
Swank: You are on the way to bridesmaid.
Bening: What you say!!
Swank: You have no chance to win make your time.
Swank: HA HA HA HA...
Hathaway: Take off her accent and fug!!
Kidman: She don't know what she doing.
Swinton: Move her to stable now.
Bening: For great justice!
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For great justice!