Worries:
- Chicago + Showgirls retread?
- Cher can barely move her face. What about the rest of her?
- Wooden, wooden, wooden line-reading.
- Christina--can she act? Can you do more than her signature croak?
- Tucci goes uncredited in the trailer. The shame!
- "They're all dancing with the stars." (what??) "I can't tell you! Nobody can tell you!" (huh??) "Welcome to Wonderland." (saywhaa??)
But... Christina looks (visually) great: pure, porcelain, and powder. And what's this... oh hello, Kristin Bell as sassy contra-colored rival!
A snazzy, campy delight--or a looming catastrophe? One or the other, it seems.
2 comments:
Cher doesn't need to move her face; she's motherfucking Cher, you crazy bitch.
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