Soggy SAG-gy Predictions - SCORED & UPDATED!

Just for the record...

Moovees:

Ensem-blah: Inglobblybob Babblyblobs

Lead Actor: Jiffy Bridges, crazy/beautiful Heart

Lead Actress: Sandy Bollocks, The Blonde Sod

Supporting Actress: Mooniqua, Precious: Ripped out of the Sapphire 'Novel' by Push

Supporting Actor: Christoph Walnutz, Inglourious Turkey Basters

Stuntzz: Star Trixxie

100% spot-on (give or take a few errors in spelling... tee-hee). Not that it was a particularly difficult feat. But props to Adam just the same! Huzzah!

I would say that the four acting categories here will repeat at the Oscars come March. Yes, I do believe that Sandra Bullock will become one of the least-deserving winners of all time-- but she's just so darn likable! I myself almost want her to win, while fully acknowledging that her work in The Blind Side wasn't even close to anything that could be described as award-worthy. I just love the woman! How can you not?? Poor Meryl, though. Always the bridesmaid.

Telletubbievision:

Ensembleh - Drama: Maddish Mennish

Lead Actor - Drama: Michael Seesaw, Dexter

Lead Actress - Drama: Glenn Close, Dommagés ...Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Ensembleh - Comedy: My Darn Family ...Glee

Lead Actor - Comedy: Alec Baldwin, Dirty Socks

Lead Actress - Comedy: Teeny Fye, 30 Crack Rocks

Actor - Movie/Mini: Kevin Crispy Bacon, Taking Chance

Actress - Movie/Mini: Drew Berrysmores, Gravy Garnishes

Stuntzz: Too-Fer (24)

Schwing! More props to Adam. Only TWO categories wrong here (both of which would have been my alternate picks, I swearz!), and only TWO categories wrong for the entire ceremony. Much TWO easy (*snicker*).

Scores:

Movies: 6/6 = 100% = A+
TV: 7/9 = 78% = C+
Total: 13/15 = 87% = B+! Faboo!

The only part I'm excited for is the tribute to that hot bitch up top. Can I get a what what?

And how amazing was Betty White, and the lovely tribute to her? I pretty much died when she expressed amazement over how a girl as plain as Sandra Bullock could make it so far in this industry. WE ARE NOT WORTHY, BETTY WHITE!